Florida Man Drives Can Am Right Into Swimming Pool Without Even Spilling His Beer

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I appreciated the cameraman’s belch in this fine work of art. GIF via Dusten Smith

“Would you like for me to hold your beer?” offers a kind soul nearby. “No, I got this,” said the true, honest-to-goodness Florida Man man atop a camo-print 2013 Can-Am XMR 1000 at the bottom of the pool. This is perhaps the most majestic act of Florida Manning I’ve seen in a long time.

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Disclaimer: Jalopnik does not advise operating a motor vehicle under the influence of any substance, be it alcohol, psilocybin mushrooms or that strange growth on Jason’s face. Florida Man is within the confines of a closed course, by which we mean his own home. You probably shouldn’t try this at yours.]

A true Florida Man won’t put down his beer for any ol’ reason. Not to drive a four-wheeler through the house. Not to drive the four-wheeler into the backyard pool. However, doing backwards wheelies in the pool is a pretty good reason to set the beer down. He needs both hands for that.

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The Can-Am struggles a bit to get out of the pool, but eventually gets pulled out with some help.

This isn’t the first time he’s driven his Can-Am ATV into the pool, either.

“It might leave some marks,” he remarks before getting perilously close to the house upon exiting the pool.

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That time, he said it was the coolest thing he’s ever done. I mean, why not? “Why not?” is Florida Man’s raison d’être.

Lest we doubt this man’s true Floridian credentials, he did more stunts on his Can-Am while he was waiting for Hurricane Irma to show up:

Sure, he hits his own truck in the process, but VOLUSIA COUNTY WOOOO! Irma can’t pull off dank wheelies, that’s for sure.

Source : https://jalopnik.com/florida-man-drives-can-am-right-into-swimming-pool-with-1806114104

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